Powered by Natural Intelligence Tee | Funny AI & Programmer Humor | Heavyweight Garment-Dyed Cotton
The "Original Hardware" Flex. In an era of large language models and generated scripts, remind everyone where the real processing power comes from. The "Powered by Natural Intelligence" tee is the ultimate witty statement for developers, creatives, and anyone who prefers their synapses over syntax errors. It’s a subtle, clever nod to the tech world that reads as smart, not loud—perfect for hackathons, casual Fridays, or debugging sessions.
Premium "Lived-In" Comfort We didn't just print a great joke on a cheap shirt. This piece features a garment-dyed finish that gives it a vintage, ultra-soft feel right out of the box. Made from heavyweight ring-spun US cotton, it offers a substantial, relaxed fit that holds its shape without looking boxy. It’s the kind of shirt that feels like an old favorite from day one.
Why You’ll Love It:
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The Look: Muted, rich colors with a vintage wash that ages beautifully.
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The Feel: Thick, 6.1 oz fabric that feels premium and durable.
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The Vibe: Minimalist tech humor that sparks conversation.
Technical Specs:
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Material: 100% Ring-spun US Cotton (Soft-washed & garment-dyed).
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Weight: Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) for a high-quality feel.
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Fit: Relaxed fit with no side seams (tubular knit) for maximum comfort.
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Durability: Double-needle stitching on all seams; pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage.
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Sizing: Available in S – 3XL.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F).
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Tumble dry on low heat.
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Iron on low heat (pro tip: iron inside out to protect the design).
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Do not bleach or dry clean.
